Mr. Ellie Pooh Natural White Elephant Dung Paper (100pc Ream)

• 100% Recycled
• Fair Trade-Sustainable Jobs
• Great Stamping and Scrap booking and Origami paper
• Resume paper
• Ink Jet printer paper

Earth Day didn''t make much of a splash this year. I guess all the granola-hugging treemunchers were too busy rolling hemp and smelling like feet to get the word out.

So I decided to help the patchouli puffs out, and go Earth-friendly year round. Somebody has to help Mother Nature while the hippies are off growing their dreads and writing haikus about psychedelic hacky sacks.

If there''s a better way to save the planet than making paper out of elephant poop, I can''t think of it. First, it saves trees. Second, it makes elephant habitats smell a LOT better. Third, there are now people pn the planet whose job it is to collect jumbo Dumbo droppings for making this paper.

Think about that. These people HAD to be virtually unemployable before. If your primary skill is harvesting animal poop for fiber strands, you''re very probably out of work, penniless, and mooching to survive. That''s a huge strain on the planet now alleviated, thanks to this turdball stationery company. Kudos.

As for the product, it has a million and one uses. Need to write a Dear John letter? Poop paper gets the message across. Printing directions for your in-laws? Dung''ll do it, junior. Handing out resumes that employers will say is crap, anyway? Now it''s literally true! They may not hire you -but you made them hold poop.

Can you ask anything more from an Earth-friendly product? The answer is no. No, you cannot.

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This is a nice ream of paper, and since I had been trying to get this type of paper for a while with little success, I was glad to find it on Amazon. Though on hindsight, 100 sheets for 30 bucks is a bit too much to pay in my opinion.

Quality: Well it certainly isn''t as smooth as a ream you''ll get at Staples, but then that''s part of the attraction. I found that it has somewhat large particles dispersed in the sheets, making writing a bit jumpy at times as your pen hits those places. The only other thing I noticed was the thickness of each piece is not standard. While one piece may be card stock thickness, another may be nearly see through. So far though, as writing paper, this has not proven to be a problem yet.

Overall, I like the paper. The downsides are minimal, but I probably wouldn''t pay 30 bucks for 1 ream again.